Both topics have zero to do with the Invictus Games, but hugging children is good PR-hold for 3, then let go! TW used each photo opportunity to her advantage, arriving for the Friday reception events, and left by Monday after watching a few games. As we said, this trip/event was for Harry to maximise his PR for free, and he was content to use any medium for that purpose, be it the Queen (the Hoda interview), and an interview with children so he can pontificate on how he wants to make the place a better world. Harry spent the week there filming anything that could pass as footage for the Netflix project, and that included an interview with some Dutch children that was totally unrelated. Think of the $100,000 spent on those two, and how many people that could have fed or helped? Those who donated to Archewell, this is where your money is going-to pay for a makeup artist and hairdresser for an event where TW was a guest, but all the images were to be used for PR, as TW doesn’t have the ability to brush her hair or apply her own makeup it seems.

The crying makeup artist and last minute hairdresser fawned over each other within the confines of Soho House, in anticipation of their next meeting in May. The look is generally smart casual for a charity sports event so as not to upstage the actual proceedings, but this was a PR tour that she didn’t even bother to try and disguise. This was the equivalent of wearing a ballgown to the local dive bar or pub, and she looked out of place and ridiculous most of the time, wobbling in her high heels at a sporting event. TW, played the part of the chief clown, preened herself, parading her designer outfits while using the games as a red carpet event because she has nowhere else to go. Forget about the veterans- the media focused on TW’s photo ops, Harry’s Netflix crew following him, and Harry’s interview with Hoda where he declared he visited the Queen because she needed protection! We all knew it, yet some still wished to overlook the obvious facts and pretended that the duo were really in attendance to support the charity. Everyone knew that the Invictus Games served as a publicity platform for the Sussexes, and as a medium for a Netflix project. The Sussexes brought their circus to Europe, milked the charity and their titles and thankfully have hopped on a plane back to Montecito.

The markly duckling